flowery_twat: oops

the trout are really torpedos (

flowery_twat) wrote,
@ 2004-12-01 22:05:00

Current mood:

toasted

oops
OK. Ethan Rom is just about the most prototypical southern Ontarian name in the entire history of the universe. They've clearly got Canadian writers or researchers on Lost. I mean, dude.

Also. I'm blaming the fact that I was really excited about the prospect of Dommie having a wee little baby to dandle on his knee for the fact that I drank an entire bottle of sparkling wine during that show. It's important to always have someone/something to blame.

I'm going to have a miserable headache in the morning and then I won't find this nearly so funny. Will I?

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	annakovsky 2004-12-01 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT DOWN THE WINE!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Too late. I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm going to make you write mpreg. Or pssible pas out. Either way I win! tigs you (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	annakovsky 2004-12-01 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, you MIGHT be able to convince me to write a Dom & baby fic, but there is NO way you will ever get mpreg out of me. So I guess you'll just have to pass out!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

flowery_twat
2004-12-01 07:24 pm UTC (link)

OK. Deal. I will totally take Dom dandling a wee baby upon his knee and trying to talk to Billeh on the phone and not let on that he's managed to get himself stuck with some twat's baby as Billy would only sigh and despair of him.

In exchange? I'll put my jammies on and drink lots of water and fall asleep and stop pestering you.

*spits on palm and shakes your hand*

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	annakovsky 2004-12-01 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	I thought that Dom got this baby by the mystical forces on the island transporting Claire's baby into him? They don't have telephones there, silly! Not even made out of coconuts!!! You totally want Dom to be stuck with YOUR baby, don't you? Look at that, it's TEXTUAL! Go put on your jammies! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

flowery_twat
2004-12-01 07:34 pm UTC (link)

Kovsky. If you are suggesting the a mere supernatural monster could keep Dom and Billeh apart you are clearly NOT recovered from your surgery. Dommie would build a phone out of coconuts and boar sinews just to listen to Billeh breathe judgmentally at him.

Also. I'd far rather Dom carries our child than me. He'd be better at it anyway.
And I'm not putting my jammies on till you write me a story!

*stamps feet and hollers*

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annakovsky
2004-12-01 07:39 pm UTC (link)

*sighs*

Okay, baby, gather round and let Kovsky tell you a bedtime story, then.

Once upon a time there were two actors named Dominic and William, but they went by Dom and Billeh. Billeh was spelled with an 'eh' because he was Scottish and it was fun to say. Now, Dom and Billeh loved each other very, very much, and they played wee hobbits who also loved each other very much. But then one day, Dom got on a plane and the plane crashed!! Dom was on the island with a bunch of creepy people and all separated from Billeh, without whom, as we all know, he cannot live. In his sorrow over their separation, Dom makes friends with a pregnant lady named Claire.

...tbc

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annakovsky
2004-12-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)

He and Claire run around the island having fun, and Dom promises that he will take care of Claire! He wants to take care of her so much, and keep her from having to have the baby and be in pain, that he wishes and wishes and wishes that he could have the baby instead!

Then one day, Dom wakes up because something is kicking at him... from INSIDE his belleh! (Belleh is also spelled with an 'eh'. Do not interrupt the bedtime story with questions.)

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	annakovsky 2004-12-01 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dom is now pregnant and Claire isn't! He has a wee baby inside him to dandle on his knee, and even though it's strange because Dom is a boy, he is so happy to have the baby that he doesn't even mind! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

annakovsky
2004-12-01 07:47 pm UTC (link)

The only problem is, how is Dom going to get the baby out of him? Well, luckily there is a doctor on the island, and even though he is very weirded out by the whole situation, he agrees to help get the baby out.

Now we are going to gloss over the next part, because it is a little gross and bloody, but the next thing Dom knows, he has a baby! It's a boy, and he names it William, after Billeh who he loves and loves and misses forever.

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annakovsky
2004-12-01 07:49 pm UTC (link)

Well, Dom is so happy! He cuddles the baby all up, and little baby Will is all chubby and happy and waves his little arms and coos up at his daddy. His little hands hold onto Dom's fingers, and Dom smiles so big that he gets crinkles around his eyes and his face turns all pink.

The only thing that Dom is sad about is that there is no Billeh to share the baby with! But then he remembers that he got the baby in the first place by wishing very, very hard. So he looks up at the moon and he wishes as hard as he can, so hard that he nearly strains a muscle, and then he goes to sleep with baby Will cuddled on his chest.

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annakovsky
2004-12-01 07:52 pm UTC (link)

When Dom wakes up, he is on a beach, the same as when he went to sleep. He can feel the sand underneath his head, and the baby wiggling happily on his chest. He sighs, very disappointed that his wish didn't work.

But when he opens his eyes, he sees that the water isn't all blue and clear, like on the island. This water is gray and dim and murky, like... LIKE IN SCOTLAND.

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh! Kov! Baby William. Eeeeee! You're so good at this. Admit it, you've had this story planned out for months. Billeh comes and rescues Dommie and wee Willy, right? Before anyone has to cry over dolphin bones? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! spreads imaginary peanut butter on YOU and licks it off And then! And then! Inside his belleh you say? Is he excited? Does he call Billeh on the pig sinew and coconut phone? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bear 2004-12-01 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	I, on the other hand, will chase you to other journals to convince you. MPREG. FEEL THE THRALL OF THE MPREG. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	annakovsky 2004-12-01 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	FINALS HAVE WARPED YOUR FURRY BEARY BRAIN!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	bear 2004-12-01 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	THIS IS TRUE. HOWEVER, THIS DOES NOT STOP MY FURRY BEARY BRAIN FROM WANTING SCARBELLEH!DOMMEH!MPREG. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	That's the spirit, cutie. You tell her. Don't let up until she gives in. With our combined strength we can beat her down. MPREG... you want ot write the MPREG, Kov. It will make you feel happy and fulfilled. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	bear 2004-12-01 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	nods emphatically (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	You are reading and appreciating, yes? points up (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	bear 2004-12-01 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	OHMYGODYES. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	swmbo 2004-12-01 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	I drank wine from a box!! I really, really did!! It was like drinking...alcoholic koolaid. SO obviously it was from a cult! Is kovsky gonna write us mpreg? hop (Reply to this) (Thread)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! Lost is making winos and mpregers out of all of us. W00t! Did you see the add for Life as We know it? Isn't that the best news ever? they've decided to promote the show! Wheeee! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	flowery_twat 2004-12-01 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	well i'm totally taking the fact that they are advertising it as a good sign. and yes, let's hope the target markets perform well enough to ensure the rest of the season. I wish I had a Neilsen box. I would watch it three times if I thought it would help. crosses fingers and toes and knees (Reply to this) (Parent)

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